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"We
don't torture... We freedom tickle."
-
John Stuart
"If
I truly wanted to match Bush's accomplishments, I would max out
my credit card, take out a second mortgage and steal my mother's
Social Security. Instead, I'll just spend it with my five kids and,
in the spirit of the second Bush administration, we're going to
rent 'Titanic.'"
- Terry McAuliffe
"It's
all over but the counting. And we'll take care of the counting."
- Peter King
"When
people think, Democrats win."
-Bill Clinton
"There's
a difference, when Lincoln prayed, he talked to God.
When Bush prays, God talks to Bush."
- Mario Cuomo
"What
you fight about is not as important as how you settle it."
- Crash N.
"The
people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the
votes decide everything." - Joseph Stalin
"First
they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then
you win." - "Mahatma" Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
There
is no way to peace. Peace is the way.
- A. J. Muste
Peace
cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
- Albert Einstein
Returning
violence for violence only multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness
to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness;
only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can
do that.
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
While you are proclaiming peace with your lips, be careful to have
it even more fully in your heart.
- St. Francis of Assisi
"An
evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great
nation. We must take steps to insure our domestic security and protect
our homeland. "
- Adolph Hitler, 1932
"Our first priority must always be the security of our nation
We will win this war; we'll protect our homeland"
- George Bush, 1/29/2002
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the
bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell
them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack
of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works
the same in any country."
- Hermann Goering, The second in command of the Third Reich.
"These [terrorist] attacks are not inevitable. They are, however,
possible, and this very fact underscores the reason we cannot live
under the threat of blackmail
The terrorist threat to America
and the world will be diminished the moment that Saddam Hussein
is disarmed."
- George W Bush
"The
government has issued an orange alert, which once again, means nothing."
- Kent Brockman (The Simpsons)
"We
are asked to accept Saddam decided to destroy those weapons. I say
that such a claim is palpably absurd"
- Tony Blair 28 April, 2003
"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has
weapons of mass destruction."
- Donald Rumsfeld, US Defense Secretary 28 May, 2003
"Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that
were used for the production of biological weapons."
- Dick Cheney August 26, 2002
"We know for a fact that there are weapons there."
- Ari Fleischer
December 2, 2002
"I have no doubt we're going to find big stores of weapons
of mass destruction."
- Gen. Tommy Franks Press Conference
"The
whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak."
- Wavy Gravy
"To
announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that
we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic
and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
- Theodore Roosevelt
"We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence,
whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.
The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists
and will persist."
- Dwight Eisenhower
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little
temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
"Those
who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution
inevitable."
- John F. Kennedy
Who
is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
- Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars
"Americans
have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say
'lift'...they say 'president', we say 'stupid psychopathic git'...."
- Alexi Sayle
"Women
who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
- Tim Leary
"If
voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal."
- Anonymous
"Government
is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. Like a fire, it
is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
- attributed to George Washington
"The
problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be
a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the
safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
- Anonymous
"If
they could just pass a few more laws, then we could all be criminals"
- Vinnie Moscaritolo
"Most
rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who
can't talk for people who can't read."
- Frank Zappa
"The
end move in politics is always to pick up a gun."
- Buckminster Fuller
"Whatever
you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you
do it."
- Mahatma Gandhi
"If
we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush, Jr.
"Republicans
understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
- Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"One
word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
"I
have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
in the future."
- George W. Bush, Jr.
"We're
going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
"We're
all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."
- George W. Bush, Jr.
"It
isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush, Jr.
"I
believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change."
- George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
"The
future will be better tomorrow."
- Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"Public
speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9
"You
need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation
as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very
phrases which our founding fathers used in the great struggle for
independence."
- Charles Austin Beard
"Never
believe anything until it's officially denied."
- Margaret Atwood
"Rarely
is the question asked, is our children learning?"
- George Bush, 2000
"I
know how hard it is to put food on your family"
- George Bush 2000
"It's
clearly a budget, its got a lot of numbers in it"
- George Bush 5/5/02
"I
understand small business growth, I was one"
- George Bush 2000
"Clinton
lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush
"Ah,
yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning
to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"There
are only two things that are infinite, stupidity and the universe,
and I'm not sure about the latter."
- Albert Einstein long ago
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